SNITCHED: Episode One (Quadruple date)

Oya! Give them! See the heels lasan, Annie cheered as she spotted her friend moving exuberantly towards their table.

I swear! This is red buttom, this is bloody shoes..., Moni sang along.

Thanks, Jenny muttered as she sat on the chair Idris pulled out for her.

Who would have thought we would be able to bring all you busy dudes together like this, Jenny said,ignoring their compliments.

Whatever babes, those heels are mad, Annie reiterated as she bent over their table to take a closer look at Jenny's booty-slipping romper.

Bla bla bla, Hello, this babe kept us waiting. Una no go talk am now o. If she's not here now, you'll start making noise, Ifeoma said. Anyway, let's not forget that we have gentlemen in our midst. First of all, introduction.


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I haven't filled in my location yet, so that's definitely not my pizza order. Besides, shouldn't every one be able to use a door bell? Jenny spat angrily as she obliviously moved towards the front door of her Lekki home, rearranging her scattered braids.

Jenny, your clothes!, Idris called from the parlour, as he tossed her his Shirt while clearing the remnants of their romantic moment from the couch, naked.

Hello, snitch!, Moni uttered, wearing a fashionable grin.

You girls drove all the way down here after our 4-hour dinner? Miss me that much? Come in.

How could you? Jenny? we all thought you had grown up. After all, you just celebrated silver  jubilee last month. Ifeoma spat, refusing to leave the door post?

I swear, no wonder she was smiling at her phone all the way. The guts, Jenny! You've always been a loose-mouth, but this is extreme. Something funny?, Moni asked as she noticed the glow on Jennifer's face.

Oh yes, it's been all fun throughout today. I mean, from our once-in-a-lifetime dinner, to my drive back home with Idris, not to talk of the last third round you bitches interrupted. What I find funnier is the bathroom slippers you both feel comfortable wearing all the way from...

Jeez, Jenny!, Moni shouted angrily, now moving towards Jennifer.

Babe chill abeg, the deed has been done.

What's all these drama for? What did I do now?

You say wetin? Who sent pictures of  Annie and Dan's kiss to Tobi?

Yekpa! Are you serious? I knew Tobi would find out sooner or later. How is she even...Wait, wait, wait wait, wait. You're trying to insinuate that I sent the pictures

You still have the guts to play innocent? See this babe oh., (by now you should know Ifeoma's tone)

Eh... Omo, no let me para for you oh. I swear you no go like am. Didn't we all take pictures of them. Besides we were only teasing. If Tobi got the pictures, then ask him how he got them. Why am I the prime suspect here?, Jenny said, wearing an unconcerned look that made Ifeoma rethink their actions.

Come to think of it... Yes we all took pictures, but one person used Snapchat camera all through, Ifeoma said, as she and Jenny fixed their gaze on Moni.

Ah ah. Is that one news? Everybody knows my normal camera is useless. I edit my pictures all the time. So now, I'm the one that sent pictures to Tobi, abi?

Now, that we know who the culprit is, I guess I can retire to my suspended moment. Thanks for coming all the way girls, Jenny said, now moving Moni's arm away from the hinge.

Hold on Jenny, do you remember when Ifeoma said all our dates were legal except Annie's?

I don't remember silly words.

Are you serious now? If you are really innocent, would you be looking for a way to implicate other people? I said that, knowing fully well that everybody on the table knew that Annie has a boyfriend, but decided to show up with her "side boo".

" Side boo"?, both ladies chorused in surprise.

Yes now, is she not cheating on Tobi? We all know. We just didn't expect to have aan amebo among us.

Now, who's the amebo o...? Jenny said amidst hysteric laughter.

That's between you both o. I just made an obvious comment.

Well, were you also making an obvious comment when you took a video of their kiss and said "Tobi must see this"?

Moni! Is this coming from you? I was only joking. I didn't send it to him.

I swear, I'm enjoying this. Karma is a flavoured bitch! Jenny said, sipping an apple-flavored drink she snatched from Moni.

You girls are unbelievable! You just...

Girls! , Idris cut in from the hallway as he moved to the doorpost, wearing an 8-inch long boxer.
I think we should all check our phones and compare pictures.

Babes, are you serious right now? If you want to help, try to solve matters like a man, instead of coming here to suggest privacy intrusion to us. Are you even a man? What if I sent the pictures? Na so you for just cast your babe oh!, Jenny said, absentmindedly pouring out the contents of her drink on the footmat.

Baby, I was just trying to...

Eavesdropping is what ladies do, not real men, Jenny spat

In fact, I agree! Let's check our phones and finish this already, Ifeoma said

Wait oh, you guys know I deleted those pictures when we were about to take pictures in the car, right?, Moni uttered indulgently.

Hnmm, na so. My own battery is flat oh!, Ifeoma said mockingly.

Well, here. You can check Jenny's phone, so than she can be clear and you both can...

Ah ah. You even brought my phone out with you? Is this one a boyfriend?

Baby, I just...

Jenny interrupted Idris as she snatched her phone from him and flung it into the pool behind the balcony railing. Oya now, every body's phone has issues now...

Jenny! All three chorused.

Who's the snitch?

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Who's the snitch?
Let's see how episode two plays out tomorrow on YnM.